She snorted, "Yeah it figures. You ain’t gonna either." Turning to Richie she whistled.
Richie stood up staring at Mel in his in confusion "What.. where ya goin'?"
She faced him, her eyes shining with devil may care mirth as her dress opened. "You get to bunk with the one you wanted to be around naked with. THIS is what you're losing cuz you did." She turned, pulled her dress together and slipped out the door. "SLEEP TIGHT SCARECROW!"
Richie’s mouth dropped, watering at the sight of the lacy panties and underthings. As she disappeared he swore then looked at Jon "Ya just HAD to go didn't ya?"
He flopped down on the couch and grinned. "Hell yeah, we haven’t seen the girls since we recorded man."
"Well shit man, if you’re gonna drag me into trouble at least make sure you don’t say so around Mel! Man, " he sighed, " now she's pissed."
Jon frowned, then shrugged, "I ain't talked to her in the last couple days man, and I sure as fuck didn't tell her about the side trip."
"Well shit neither did I so who the hell did?" A frown bloomed on his face as he considered which jackass in the band had told Mel about their trip to the strip clubs.
"Beats the hell outta me man, only person I talked too other than the guys was Lil Bit. Ya know she’s really cool? Told me to make sure I handed out the dollars to the ones working hardest?"
Richie’s eyes bugged, "You told SHANNON you were gonna hit the titty bars?" Richie groaned, "I swear!" It all made sense now. Shay musta told Mel and now... he was in deep shit. Damn women!
Jon started to laugh. "Aww, poor Sambora."
Richie grumbled " You’re a pain in the ass ya know that?" He stood "See ya in the morning I gotta go grovel!"
He snorted, "Good luck with that man." he laid his head on the throw pillow and closed his eyes. Tossed outta my own room by a dork and his princess. Fuck. How'd I get so lucky?
Richie put on his game face as he approached the door and knocked. Damn that little sister anyway!
She flicked the switch for the TV and laughed, of course Jon would have it on MTv. As the knock sounded she turned and looked at the door, knowing exactly who it was. "You're supposed to be sleeping Richard."
"I ain't sleeping with him," he sighed. "Come on Mel have a heart."
"I didn't wanna see HE did! HE just dragged me along I swear! I didn't even know where we were goin' until we got there!"
She cracked the door open, her eye pressed to the crack. "Sat there with your eyes closed too I bet."
"Nooooooo!" he frowned, "I told you all I did was look!"
"Didn't tip a one of them?"
"well of COURSE I tipped them" he grumbled. "The show ain't free!"
"So you touched them, cuz to tip them you have to put it in their g-string." She opened the door fully and nodded to the living room. "You can sleep on the couch."
He entered the room and glared before sitting himself on the couch. "There's a big difference between sitting at the stage, paying the girl for her stage show and taking her in the backroom for a little TLC ya know."
Her brow arched and her head tilted as she watched him settle into the couch, his eyes shifting around the room. "MMhmm I'm sure there is."
He stretched himself out on the couch, in the dog house already. He sighed "There is...." he closed his eyes, "none of them were near as pretty as you, ya know."
She let the dress slip further over her shoulders before moving to the couch to lean over. "Oh really?”
He peeked open one eye, the skin of her bare shoulders tantalizing his vision. "Mmm hmmm... I'd a been here sooner but Kidd was busy reminiscing"
She slipped onto his waist, straddling his groin carefully. "Here’s the deal. Each time you go see naked women alone, without me, you sleep alone. You wanna see naked I'll go with ya, but then you get to go with me to see naked men. Fair?"
Both eyes flew open "You wanna go look at naked chicks with me??"
She leaned into him, her lips brushing his, "I wanna be ON your lap while you watch."
He thought for a minute "Naked guys huh?" well that wasn't really his cuppa tea but hell if she'd do it for him...
She slid herself against him, writhing slowly, "I'll be facing you, getting the benefit of all you see.” She leaned in further her teeth pulling at his ear lobe, "Until all you see is me."
He groaned and let his hand settle on her hips "Does this mean I'm out of the dog house?"
"Maybe."
"Maybe?" He grinned as he pulled her mouth to his. "Well let me work on my apology just a little harder." He picked her up to carry her to the bed; turning off the light he told her with his body just how sorry he was.
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